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Petrol station to serve alcohol
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I see our rotund councillor proposed the petrol station at Deer Park be granted a license to sell alcohol, despite objections from the police. He said "This is a shop that sells petrol, to me that's key".
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Happy and p*** aff!!
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Spain 1-0 E**land.......
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Lonely TSTA lad?
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Was told that Gazza was the only man fae theTap shop tartan army who went tae the game last night. If it true then whits wrang with ye lots and its only bloody 20 mins drive ye bunch of a**holes. Least I backed them all the ways and only missed one hame game and ye ken who fault that was!!..(bu...
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Mozilla Firefox v Microsoft Explorer
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Been using Firefox for a day or two, anyone else using it? Haven't had a pop up yet and it seems faster on the feature light sites.
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Scotland hit new low in ranking
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Scotland have plunged to a new low of 77th in the Fifa world rankings.
The news comes nine days after the resignation of the news comes nine days after the resignation of the World Cup qualifying campaign.
Scotland's fall of nine places puts them behind the likes of Congo, Eston...
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Save out Haggis!!!
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The Purple West Highland Haggis is now on the endanger species list.
Like all hunting with hounds, haggis hunting is designed to be cruel. Hounds are bred for stamina, providing the 'sport' of a lengthy chase. The haggis is forced to run as far and as fast as it can until exhausted, when the hounds w...
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Flu???
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Scotland v Sweden
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An approriate bus will be arranged, depending on Numbers, for the game at Easter Road against Sweden on Wed 17th November. A list is on the HQ notice board. Tickets will be based on "Every Man For Themselves". Safeway being the only option for anyone wanting tickets for the game.
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Porn Films - What I've Learned Watching
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01. Women wear high heels to bed 02. Men are never impotent 03. When going down on a women 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 04. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she wil not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 05. Women smile appreciatively when men...
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keeps running or else!!!!
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    Nov 15, 2004 —
The chairman of a Moldovan soccer team became so incensed when a penalty kick was awarded to the oppo...
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Spanish La Liga
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Rivals Barcelona and Real Madrid meet again for their first game of this season at Nou Camp which possibly the biggest game in Spanish football.
Dinnae miss it which is on Sky Sports xtra this Saturday night coming at 8.30pm but kick aff 9.00pm
Fancy Real Madrid gonnae ta...
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IN MEMORANDUM
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Bertie points the way home...............
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Application for Scotland job
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Just seen a copy of the Boy Wonders application:
Dear Sirs The recent resignation of Berti Vogts as national manager of Scotland was greeted with great interest by me. It is plain to see this once great nation have become the new underachievers of British International football. This news may have...
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SCOTS THRASH JAPAN
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Some how dinnae like watching rugby but sat watched it and a great win for Scotland rugby squad this evening by beating Japan by 100-8. Still like rugby sorry Gnasher or Neil.........
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Bagpuss
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"just an old, saggy cloth cat. Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams, but Emily loved him"
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Egg Chasers
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Did you know that the football pitch in Mid Calder has been given to Livingston RUGBY Club? No wonder Scottish football is in a mess, that WAS the only place for kids to play. Fellow TSTA footsoldiers, having spoken to The Chieftain and The Captain last night, we feel it up to us to make a sta...
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gayest concerts
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what is the worst one you have been to that you would not normally admit you were there.
i will tell you all later when some other people put there name down.
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Arafats arrival in Ramallah
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F u c k i n rabble. Watch it tonight and I leave you to draw your own conclusions. "Will they feel embarrassed or proud of the scenes?" TV quote not mine.
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Tottenham 4-5 Arsenal
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Whit a game that was on SportSkys 2 between Tottenham v Arsenal which ended up an amazing 5-4 tae Arsenal’s victory over Tottenham in a North London derby at White Hart Lane........
My money is on Arsenal tae win the E**lish Premiership again.!!...
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FRENCH B A S T A R D S
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Anger as Field of Fallen Heroes Becomes Tip Forever England? Loos battleground 1915 and 2004 A French battleground where 8,000 British soldiers lost their lives in the First World War is being turned into a rubbish dump. Bulldozers are already desecrating the human remains which have lain undistu...
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Sometimes being first.....
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..... isn't what you expected.
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Who's that?????
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Dinnae ken but it that Zico or Twinkletoes?.. -- Edited by WebMaster at 04:47, 2004-11-06
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Spurs?
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Skysports new, Santini had resigns as Spurs and will George Graham goes for it or wee Gordon Strachan will take the Job....
For me wee man will get the manager job!!.. -- Edited by Gazza at 22:29, 2004-11-05
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FAO Credit Card
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Stevie. Are you receiving your tapshopta.com emails alright. There is no problems with our server, but your mail box on the site is nearly full. You have 19megs of emails in your 20meg box and unless you empty it soon, future emails will be rejected. I've sent you an email regarding the Kilt Pins, could...
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Easta Dance
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Whit time are ye all planning tae go up for the EASTA dinner dance on 6th November because Zico talking aboot ten in the morning and anybody else fancy that.
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Gazza open to Scotland job talks
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BBC Sport understands that Gazza Boyle would be willing to discuss taking over and do it for nothing if he was approached by the Scottish FA.
If he is tempted to take over, it seems almost certain Boyle's long-time right-hand man Gnasher Malloy would also play a part in the national team set-u...
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Berti Bollocks
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So Berti has gone, the king is dead, long live the King.
What an effin cheek, blaming his decision on the fans and the press, how about blaming it on the results. what a little weasel of a man to blame everyone else but himself, up until this, I did have a little respect for the guy, but now, well he i...
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Berti to stay!!
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So the SFA have no option but to let Berti stay in his post until his contract runs out. It seems that financialy, they can't afford to pay the compensation required to fire the wee man, so it's business as usual..........
Views?
Should the SFA pay whatever it takes. They are afterall the g...
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Levein for Leicester?
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Hearts head coach Craig Levein will be interviewed on Thursday for the vacant manager's post at Leicester City.
He better stays with Hearts or go after the Scotland job!!...
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Debbie does Dallas ( Hugh?)
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IT'LL SORT ITSELF OUT ...I TELL YA!!
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pig for player
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A former Yugoslavian football star bought a 220lb pig to feed hungry player at premiership Serbian club Vojvodina after hearing they had not been paid for months.
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Squirrel hunting tips
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Listen for leaves on the ground rustling, watch and listen for limbs in trees shaking and most important listen for squirrel barks.
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Cassini-Huygens trip to Saturn
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On Tuesday, Oct. 26, Cassini will pass within 1,200 km (746 miles) of Saturn's giant moon Titan. The historic flyby will be the closest approach to Titan to date.
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Ruud cheat Nistelrooy!!!
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"Manchester United's Ruud van Nistelrooy has pleaded guilty to a charge of serious foul play."
Anyway he is the dirty player or diving b**tard in Man U top!!.. -- Edited by Gazza at 19:36, 2004-10-26
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bus to the sweeden game?
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after a short meeting of the commitee that were present on sunday i thought that there was going to be a bus run for the game. does this mean that you will aply as normal for the tickets?
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