Rangers v Aberdeen a few years back.Dean Windass had come on as sub quite late on and was running around like the Tazmanian devil. He came charging over to the touchline by the Govan Stand to get a tackle in on the full back punting the ball up the line .... got to his feet and looked into the crowd and in front of me were two old biddies.................. " He's nae pretty is he "
Cue the crowd rolling about helpless.