I decided to go into our matrixstats to reveiw why our hits are on the increase. During Qualifiers, WC's, UEFA Champs etc...we already know that we get a few clowns from E**land but as there is nowt going on at the moment I thought it strange for our counter to be spinning round. All the search words seem obvious enough:
Tartan Army, Scotland Screensavers, Footsoldiers being the top three search engine keywords. Nudist People, Nudist Beach (must be Stevies Diaries) and yes Stevie "Torrevieja fc" were some of the unexpected search engine referrers.
This is a simple breakdown of the countries that were reponsable for the 4,000 hits we had last week alone.
Great Britain (30.4%) United States (21.8%) Australia (3.5%) Ecuador (2.8%) Germany (1.9%) Spain (1.6%) Belgium (1.4%) Sweden (1.2%) Netherlands (1.0%) France (0.9%) Italy (0.9%) Norway (0.9%) Denmark (0.7%) Finland (0.7%) Poland (0.7%) Ireland (0.5%) Canada (0.5%) Czech Republic (0.3%) Switzerland (0.3%) Panama (0.2%) Argentina (0.2%) Brazil (0.2%) Colombia (0.2%) Uruguay (0.2%) New Zealand (0.2%) Turkey (0.2%) Austria (0.2%) Iceland (0.2%) Estonia (0.2%) Cyprus (0.2%)
I know it doesn't tell us much but it does inform us that last week we were from some reason big in Equador.
Equador? Brazil, Argentina and flamin' Colombia it's bizarre that we are getting hits from such far flung places. I wonder if they feel there might be a South American tour coming?.....
Us at The Maracana, now that would be worth saving up for...
Craig, the "nudist beach" was in Oslo - we accidentally stumbled up on, sorry there is no space between up and on, Freudian slip.
Wait till I get the Copenhagen story done, this time we came across (oooer) a Porn Film being made whilst we were looking out the tour bus window!!
Aye well done Craig that's more than 5 Tynecastle's worth!
