Whilst scanning through Chugwatch I noticed a certain Mr Morris in a compromising position with a tub of Yoghurt and a loofah! looking with interest Mary came into the picture and Stevie blurted out that everyone knows that this is a cure for ring sting from too many Slovenian cherry brandy. Mary knew better though cos she caught the vice captain with three chambermaids and he told her that he had a similar problem and the only way to cure it was a nice massage from 3 virgins!