In a shock move today, Real Madrid's En###sh hero, David Beckham turned down a move to North East underdogs Newcastle United. A fee of £8 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and surrounding areas.
I'll be the one to show you the way You'll be the one to always complain Three in the morning come-a bang bang bang All out of fags and I just can't wait Cancel the thing that I said I'd do I don't feel comfortable talkin' to you 'Less you got the zipper fixed on my shoe Then I'll be in the lobby drinking for two Soup drinker
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Barry George is an innocent man Sean Hodgson is an innocent man