If there is, as you say, Only ONE Tartan Army, why are we the TAP SHOP Tartan Army. There is also the EAST OF SCOTLAND Tartan Army, SONS OF MACCA Tartan Army etc......?????
Also. Do the Future team have their own Future tartan army? If they do, are the all infants who never grow up???? Do they all look like this:
Sleep, Sleep....I must try to sleep!! Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!