OK. Here is the breakdown of Saturdays events. You must understand that this is in jigsaw puzzle form as I am still putting the pieces together. I did go into Hampden, but on entering I watched from the rear of the stand as I was intending to get some grub. Now when I did eventually go for something to eat, I kept on changing queue's 'cos every other queue seemed quicker than mine. I honestly must have danced around the pie stall for ages and on hearing the Half Time whistle, I mistook it for full time as everyone looked like they were leaving. So I thought to myself. "Fcuk the pies. I'm going to be first out of here!!" and made my way out of the Stadium. They were obviously in fact making there way to the toilets etc..... as on leaving the ground I found myself to be the only one outside. Now whilst my pickled brain was trying to make sense of this weird situation, I soon got talking to two boys outside and after a wee while (still not realizing that it was only half time) I suddenly thought "Wait a minute, where the fcuk is everyone, they've left me here again!!" So I started to make my way home via public transport. That is when I phoned you. I thought that if you were waiting on me (thinking that you lot would be on the bus....yes I know it was only half time but this was not the case in my world) Now this is all very very blurred as I was slightly intoxicated, and this will explain why I could not put 1 and 1 together without arriving at 3. So hence I got in at 6:45pm thinking that it was about 10:30pm....... I am now camping on the couch untill further notice.....
I think an on the spot fine should settle this, Mr Boyle, I fine you £25.00, oh wait a minute, I bet thats not the first time that you've heard that particular phrase, is it?!
thats another piece for your jigsaw! compliments of the Vice captain and the local Glasgow Constabulary
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A case of beer has 24 cans, a day has 24 hours. Coincidence? I dont think so!
