Get yursel oan the battlebus tae Cardiff. Luxury seat giving a clear view of Half Man Half Matress patrolling the isle banging into awb'dy as he sways up an doon haudin his bottle o Bucky in one hand and offers the other forward as he sings Chiquitita at the top of his voice. The brakes go as the bus reaches the rush hour traffic on the M6 and he collapses and promptly falls asleep. Everyone is now awake apart from him to witness the crawl past Birmingham. Veterans of past Boy Wonder expeditions can request that Flim Flam Fleming is on board to make it more of a challenge. For those never having been to Cardiff before, it offers the challenge of not having a square near the centre of town. As a veteran of past egg chasing expeditions, I suggest you stick to St. Mary's Street where there are good boozers aplenty (Walkabout, at the bus station end, is the best). The ground is five minutes walk from St Mary's St. A word of warning for after the match, the busier pubs have been known to refuse entry to anyone in a kilt after 9pm (this applied to the rugby last August). Just move off St Mary's in this case, in the opposite direction to the ground. Tour guide out.
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I'll take the endurance test, sounds like lashings of fun. You can if you wish take the other option:- Fly with some cheap tacky airline. Who will gather you up like cattle, strip search you then sit you down on plane whose interior resembles an Eastern Scottish bus. They will then wait for an appropriate time (usually during heavy turbulence) to serve you cheap chicory coffee or a 110ml can of Heineken.........phucking Heineken? Then serve you a sandwich that looks like it has been kept in the pilots back pocket for a fortnight. To round that off, you will then have to wait for an eternity for your luggage to appear on the wee conveyor belt thingy. The reason for this is that your airline was so cheap, that your luggage actually travelled by itself via that wee conveyor belt from Edinburgh airport all the way to Cardiff.......
I’ll take Boy Wonders endurance test every time………
