A BIG THANX TO PAULA,CAPTAIN,CAZ,STEVIE,MARY, RA MAGALUF BRANCH,TORREVIEJA BRANCH AN ONYBODY ELSE AH'VE MISSED FOR A K.O. TOUR O ESPANA.
ALSO BIG TA TO VICEY FOR HIS HOSPITALITY IN SUNNY MID CALDER ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT,GOOD TO SEE ALL THE GUYS AND GALS IN THE TAP SHOP, KEEP IN TOUCH WI YERSELS (UNLESS YER A CURVA) AN I'LL SEE U ALL FOR RA NORWAY GEMME.
I have now signed in at the Andrew Duncan Clinic after a k.o. session in Spain.
My shrink reckons that my behaviour was quite acceptable considering I had met up with a great bunch o bawbags, had to watch Scotland albeit the match was cut short, the heat, jetlag, pints of lager for a £1 and suffering from a chronic lack of 80 bob .
They hope to transfer me tonight to a rehab nearer my home, the Tap Shop, were I have to drink 80 bob to get myself back to normal, whatever that is.
By the way I am now one of these stripey thinks so I am going to fly away now.
P.S. I really miss my daily dose of Caz, Julie, Harty, Gnasher, Sangria and a chinky.
Yes Captain a KO tour over in Spain, thanks to everyone for ensuring more damage to my liver. Over in Cyprus just now so if you've any Sun Tan Cream left Captain send it over.