Does anyone else like flapping their arms? On some Thursdays my friends who are not on my internet come to my house and we flap arms. I am the best at flapping arms, Blodwyn is eighth best and Trevor is second. In yesterdays contest I did a Skippy the bush kangeroo. The Skippy is a very difficult flap when you weigh 21 stones and your shirt doesn’t fit properly. What you have to do is twist your bottom lip inwards and push your top teeth outwards. You tuck your arms in to your sides so that they are really tight all the way down to the elbows You make a ‘tut, tut’ noise with your tongue and you bend your knees. People with big belly’s can’t see their knees but that doesn’t matter because your brain travels down your back and a nerve tells it when you bend things. You then extend your arms forwards from below the elbow, and bend them again in a downward direction from the wrists. You then make your eyes really big and hop forwards and sideways around the room, tutting and using both feet. In order to qualify for an arm flap, you have to flap from the shoulders. I am the only one who can do the arm flap from the shoulders while doing the Skippy, but I do it so fast that sometimes people are blinking when I do it, but they remember seeing it if you do a headlock on them.and tear at their nostrils with your fingers. Sometimes your friends who are not from the internet break things by accident in your sitting room when you are doing the Skippy. They shouldn’t lie and blame you because god watches everything you do and when you die you will be punished, even if you have already been punished by getting bitten off the person that you blamed who was doing the Skippy and didn’t break anything.