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Weetabix


I had weetabix for my breakfast, in some cultures it is believed weetabix gives you mystical powers, which harness the suns energy. With these mystical powers you are able to sit on a toadstool with a fishing rod catching fish from an iced pond. Handy in artic conditions. On that final note some people think Artic's are trucks these people are poorly educated, which is a shame as they'll never notice the beauty in such things as a glorious sunset in The Maldives or the sight of rainbows under the sea amongst the reef's, as they will never understand it.




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That's just plain silly, nothing can harness the power of the sun, which, as we all know, is a small yet infinitely strong goose, with its tail aflame in an eternally burning inferno, flying around the earth just under the surface of the mirror for all eternity.

Yes I tell you, the sky is simply a big mirror reflecting the sea. This mirror is made of extremely highly polished steel, and forms a complete external globe, supported by enormous stilts hidden somewhere in the Pacific. There are small holes in the steel globe through which at night the blinding light of the mysterious beyond is seen to shine. These are known as stars. This is why it is foolhardy and headstrong for man ever to dream of conquering the skies or the heavens, for at an altitude of approximately 2000 feet, he will crash into the mirror.





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TWAT!

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Severed Heed you have lost it big time ,not only do you make as about much sense as a weetabix your shooting at the 5 a sides is as can only be descibed by the man with the weetabix hiar do would say wooooooooooof woooooooooooooof wooooooooooooosh woooooooooooooosh ! Thats another one over the bar ,woooooooooooosh  thats another one at the big C. 

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I know your secret Mr Heid and you are talking back to yourself?



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