Hame at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gazza · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

Hame at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Webmaster · And you thought that guy in Prague could stir!!

That was a hard trip..............hard to spend money that is.
All night session at Vilnius HQ and the bill came to 20 zonks each??? 200 fags for a fiver??
Armitage, Twinkletoes, Ferry Fairy, Gazza and myself thought the place needed a couple of good shops and are currently looking at moving over there and opening a string of LitaiStretchers or LitaiLand shops.

-- Edited by WebMaster at 13:24, 2006-09-09

Credit Card · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

Webmaster think you should put up a poll on pear cider scores out of ten. I'll start ...ehm 10

Severed Heed · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

My Lithuanian friend tells me the Tartan Army are a bunch of gay boys as she reckons only women drink pear cider in Lithuania!!!!!

Webmaster · And you thought that guy in Prague could stir!!

Severed Heed wrote:

....... she reckons only women drink pear cider in Lithuania!!!!!

Thats about right........most of us are fannies anyway!!
And if what you said is true, maybe the British/Eire women should take note. Lithuanian women don't look the way the do by drinking the sh*te our women drink.
In fact!! If you had to judge a "Miss Vilnius" competition you would narrow it down to about 100,000 and tell them all to share the prize money. If you done the same thing in our countries, then you would be done by the trades description act for actually holding the competition in the first place.

Credit Card wrote:

Webmaster think you should put up a poll on pear cider scores out of ten. I'll start ...ehm 10

Is 10 the highest I can go? Can I not make it scores out of 20. I'll go for 20

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-- Edited by WebMaster at 13:59, 2006-09-09

LiviDiHard · Veteran

WebMaster wrote:

That was a hard trip..............hard to spend money that is.
All night session at Vilnius HQ and the bill came to 20 zonks each??? 200 fags for a fiver??
Armitage, Twinkletoes, Ferry Fairy, Gazza and myself thought the place needed a couple of good shops and are currently looking at moving over there and opening a string of LitaiStretchers or LitaiLand shops.

-- Edited by WebMaster at 13:24, 2006-09-09

aye and i have found a 4 storey buliding for only £50.00

litailand on floor 1, litaistretchers on floor 2, Kiss Cider bar on floor 3 and the have as much drink as you want without paying on floor 4, this floor will only be availabile for gazza, webmaster, Armitage, twinkletoes and myself

The Vice Captain · Senior Member

Its official, pear cider is for women. Several bars we were in refused to sell Credit Card pear cider, claiming that if he wanted to drink it, he would have to go through to the snug bar, or ladies lounge, one Gaucho in a restaurant killed himself rather than serve a "man" ( I use the term loosely) a big girls blouse drink. Japanese tourists were flocking to take pictures of a man drinking it, bus loads were coming in. noticing he had a kilt on and mistaking it for a skirt, they could see how desparate he was for his fix of girlie drink. its 5% proof was all the big woosie would say, considering it was in little "ladies" bottles, or little "girlies" glasses, I reckon that 5% of nothing is still nothing! When will he learn that Vodka at minimum of 50% is acceptable? Even practically tee total Dutch drank him under the table, as he was going under after his third, all we could make out was, its 5% you know. Steve, when we go back next month, you better stick to the Campari.

Credit Card · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

Oh listen to soup drinker himself who refused to help me raid my mini bar! I think you will find it was 5.8% Mr Blouse and even if anyone thinks it's a girls drink I'm in touch with my feminine side as it produced no smelly gaseous explosions in comparison to Belhaven Best.

Anyway I am now going back to search for you Melon and Raspberry stuff now tha tdid blow yer heid off.

Vicey you didn't drink pear cider because like yon big wummin in reception with a bigger beer belly than you and with less teeth, you couldnae handle it!

Webmaster · And you thought that guy in Prague could stir!!

Vicey. Do IKEA still sell the pear cider?
I was thinking of renewing my dressing table and vanity mirror and thought I would buy some pear cider at the same time........I love my girlie side

Photos of our girlie tour are now online here:
http://www.tapshopta.com/photo_lithuania_away.htm

-- Edited by WebMaster at 22:29, 2006-09-13

Severed Heed · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

Not a bad set o photos but it doesn't look half as much fun without me an McCrum!!!

twinkletoes · Senior Member

why do you think we look so happy?

Severed Heed · TSTA Keyboard Warrior

FECK THAT, WHERE'S NATASHA!!!!!!!!

HeyCraigy, thought there was no censorship?

-- Edited by Severed Heed at 19:46, 2006-09-15

twinkletoes · Senior Member

that is "tasha"!! shes had a rough couple o years as you can understand

The Vice Captain · Senior Member

God, i thought Robin was there, after a few of those 100 mil vodkas I thought I was talking to him, it must have been their village idiot I was speaking with and not ours, Miind you, I did wonder where robin had learnt to speak Lithuanian!

Webmaster · And you thought that guy in Prague could stir!!

The Vice Captain wrote:

........Miind you, I did wonder where robin had learnt to speak Lithuanian!

Am I the only one that has noticed that no matter which country we are in German, Spain, Lithuania, Italy etc.....Robin insists on speaking to the natives in French? And the weird thing is, that when we were actually in France for the World Cup, the French had no idea what he was saying.
I remember the meal he ordered you Vicey. You wanted a steak and the waitress came back to you with Ice Cream or something.

twinkletoes · Senior Member

i remember the time in liege (our european hq) when the robster tried to order a meal, the waiter came back and said we dont do custard socks on a bed of lemon taxi's !

strange man our robster...the most intelligent halfwit ule ever meet