As a Sunderland fan I share your distaste for the big chinned wanker. He relegated us one year by delaying the kick off for his Coventry City side to observe Sunderlands defeat and then play out a Austria-Germany 1982 style bore draw with fellow relegation threatened Bristol City.

So we hate him for a good reason.

But why do you hate him? Is it no reason other than him being a poof? Or did he say something against Scotland?