Hot news troops. Today I got official confirmation that our guest speaker for the dance will be ex-Scotland Manager (and better than anyone of our members at burd-pulling) Mr Craig Brown.
...and there's more Whyte and Mackay are paying for it and giving us a case of whiskey for the raffle!
Hot news troops. Today I got official confirmation that our guest speaker for the dance will be ex-Scotland Manager (and better than anyone of our members at burd-pulling) Mr Craig Brown. ...and there's more Whyte and Mackay are paying for it and giving us a case of whiskey for the raffle!
NOW THAT ITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT NIGHT SHIFT THAT NIGHT, A PITY IT SHOULD BE A CRACKING NIGHT, DONT THINK OF ME TO MUCH WHEN I AM WORKING.
I wont be there working night shift also (what fuds sorted the dance for a Friday) mind you could be worth a wee sicky just to see Gazza getting monged on all that free whiskey Whyte & Mackay have got a lot to answer for
It was actually to be a Saturday but in the mad rush for someone else to organise things (as usual the silence was deafening) by the time we decided to do it all that was left was a Friday but we did give plenty of notice see thread here. A first time Sponsorship deal with Whyte & Mackay worth £500 was too good to turn down.
I've been to 1576s offices in Edinburgh and picked up 6 bottles of whisky and 6 of vodka carried them 400 yards to the car and they are ready to go next week. Your committee have organised a hall, disco, buffet and speaker too. Maybe you want to do it next year Zico?
We did give as much notice as we could to everyone so that they might try to get the time off work and I understand of course it doesn't suit everyone in terms of flexibility and we do apologose for that. I believe you had a choice and chose to take Sunday off instead Zico.
Friday or Saturday. Neither day would have suited everyone. A good percentage of the TSTA go and support their teams on a Saturday and I for one am glad it's on a Friday.
Saturday is for football. Not for taking the wives out.
I got a call today that Roughie can't make it and his replacement is ChicK Young oh oh oh! Last seen with The Chieftain and Severed Heid blitzed in Minsk.
Should print a big version of this as a backdrop for Chick. He may look semi sober but I swear he was ready to plummet to the ground like an Earth bound comet when we let him go!!!!!!
-- Edited by Severed Heed at 21:11, 2006-04-04
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I AM SUPRISED YOU REMEMBER THIS PHOTO GETTING TAKEN, IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU AND PEDRO, YOU AND PEDRO WOULD NEVER HAD MADE IT BACK TO THE HOTEL.
I AM SUPRISED YOU REMEMBER THIS PHOTO GETTING TAKEN, IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU AND PEDRO, YOU AND PEDRO WOULD NEVER HAD MADE IT BACK TO THE HOTEL.
Who looking after who?!
PS There's that trap 2 busy again.......
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TSTA Wellied Handicap run over 12 pints and 10 halfs Latest Ladbrokes odds for most bevvied at the dance: Gazza 2/5 Fav (wearing blinkers...and a kilt) Big Stuff 4/5 (colours royal blue) Boy Wonder 5/1 (In the cape) Captain 5/1 (the gelding mind you Bairdy's the captain of our ship etc so he can't be) Greenback 6/1 (Novice) Chieftain 10/1 (Bookies reserve the right to reprice if he's been out all day) Previously ran as Janny II Webmaster 12/1 (bets void on sherry) Vice Captain 15/1 (fast finisher by a short head according to Morag) Marshall Mallow (Ridden by Severed Heed) 18/1 (Heavily blinkered at the bar) Zico 20/1 (although red hot favourite for the buffet! Will be fitted with a huge nosebag) Janny 25/1 (an expert in the Stalls according to Merle and no bad in the Circle either) 50/1 Bar - All jockeys will be Action Man who is 2 foot short of Frankie Dettori Armitage Shanks is a non runner he's working! -- Edited by Credit Card at 22:14, 2006-03-23 -- Edited by Credit Card at 22:17, 2006-03-23 -- Edited by Credit Card at 22:19, 2006-03-23
May I just put on record that Ladbrokes have headhunted me on account of Gazza's performance on Friday!
..........thanks webmaster for making me drink straight whiskey lol ...........
Aye right!! I only suggested that we could sneak up to the bar for a few drams and you were up at the bar faster than a.......eh.....a fast bar runner upper? It was purely for experimental reasons. It took 6 measures but I can confirm that whiskey does taste the same as billy-goats puke!! After winning a bottle of Voddy (also known as Lizard Bile) and a bottle of Whiskey (Billy-goats puke), another experiment will proceed. What gets you more drunk - Billygoats puke or Lizard Bile?
Hot news troops. Today I got official confirmation that our guest speaker for the dance will be ex-Scotland Manager (and better than anyone of our members at burd-pulling) Mr Craig Brown.
Whyte & Mackay have got a lot to answer for 
