Did anyone notice how peacefully quiet it was in the back room yesterday? Yes that's right the bawbags have left for Majorca. Fried Egg, Scrambled Egg and Ski-in' Don't have left us for the cheaper San Miguel watering holes
Bed and Breakfast with the Thacks is just 10 Euros a night, sadly you have to pay their bar bill too so you won't get change out of a one hundred Euro note!
It Might Be Quiet In The back O The Tap Shop But Its Fecking Sunny Here So Dae Wan Ya BawBag
And Also For Yer Cheek Mary Doll Is Welcome Anytime But You Will Have To Do a Lot OF ASS LICKING (Vice Captain dont get yersel all excited) If Ya Wanna Stay At Chez Thacks.