Gazza and myself will be executing a covert mission in Austria tomorrow. Our outpost will be deep inside enemy lines in the centre of Vienna. Our mission is clear and will consist of three operations.
Take out: Arnold Schwarzenegger Julie Andrews The Von-Trap family.
We will report back at HQ for a de-brief on Friday prior to our second commando unit flying out to bombard the Faroes.
A full battalion unit is expected to be sent on our main assault on Loch Lomond. Take care of our folks back home.